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Simon Tiptree

Page history last edited by PBworks 17 years, 5 months ago

Simon Tiptree

A stupid, cruel joke. Simon Tiptree (named after the Marmelade) was in fact Andy Drew (or Drweiga, he uses Drew because Brits can pronounce it. Drweiga, in Polish, is pronounced 'Drrrvingga', which is very close to the Polish for 'I want to take it but not that way, the other way, the tight way'. (TIJTAAH)

Andy was soooooo pissed to discover that we'd filed his features under a stupid byliner. And, oddly, didn't calm down when we pointed out that KETTLEDRUM POLISHER would have been less stupid than deruwinga.

As Boy George tells us: people are stupid and war is stupid.